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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

The Campaign Turns Canine

Apr 25, 2012

Bill Maher: "Famously, Mitt Romney strapped his dog to the roof of the car. So this week the Romney campaign put out that Obama, when he was living in Indonesia, ate dog meat. He was six years old! The White House released a statement saying the President was so sickened by this charge that he ate some grass and threw up."

Conan O'Brien: "Conservatives are now criticizing President Obama because as a child in Indonesia he sometimes ate dog meat. But on the plus side, Obama is now polling very well among cats."

Jimmy Kimmel: "The dog thing — maybe that is where the floppy ears come from."

Bill Maher: "April 20 was pot day. And people celebrate all over the world. Although, I must say, the Senate did not celebrate this by smoking joints, for two reasons. One, it would be against protocol. And two, it would mean passing something."

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