A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
The Debates Are Here; So Is Arnold's Book
Oct 03, 2012
Jimmy Fallon: "With the first presidential debate scheduled for tonight, both the Obama camp and Romney camp are being careful not to overhype their candidates. They're asking voters to lower their expectations and not get too excited. Or as voters put it, 'Way ahead of you. Don't worry about that.'"
David Letterman: "These debates are tightly controlled. Each side, Obama and Romney, had to agree to 32 pages of rules. It's like being a Kardashian husband."
Craig Ferguson: "Arnold Schwarzenegger's book is out today. Arnold says in the book that cheating on Maria was the stupidest thing he ever did. Excuse me, but I saw 'Jingle All the Way.'"
Jay Leno: "Arnold Schwarzenegger gave an interview to '60 Minutes' last night. He said you can't run from your mistakes. Yeah, especially when they have feet of their own."