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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Trump (Faux) University

Sep 05, 2013

"The state attorney general of New York is suing Donald Trump for $40 million, claiming that Donald Trump University is not a real university. The state claims it's not a real college because students get very little education and were unable to find jobs after they graduated. Sounds like a real college to me." –Jay Leno

"I guess the attorney general got suspicious it wasn't a real college when Donald took the senior class on a field trip to try and find President Obama's birth certificate." –Jay Leno

"Donald Trump and Trump University have been sued by the New York attorney general for running an unlicensed university. They said 'It's illegal. Your university is just like that thing on your head. They're both unlicensed.'" –David Letterman

"Donald Trump had a university. Well, the state attorney general decided that the Donald Trump University was an unlicensed sham. And I thought, you know you're at a bad university when your commencement speaker is Whitey Bulger." –David Letterman

 

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