Who's on Second?
Aug 18, 2011
Jon Stewart: "How did libertarian Ron Paul become the 13th floor in a hotel?" (on the media ignoring Paul's second place finish in the Iowa Straw Poll)
Stephen Colbert: "Now that Tim Pawlenty dropped out of the race for President, the big question is whether Bachmann or Perry will get his supporter."
Jimmy Kimmel: "President Obama is touring the country in a bus, because nothing inspires hope in the economy like the President riding in a bus."
Jimmy Kimmel: "Financial analysts are worried that we may be headed for a double-dip recession. That sounds delicious to me."