Why We Have a Leap Day
Mar 02, 2012
Jay Leno: "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won in Arizona and Michigan. Romney was so excited, he almost loosened his tie."
Jay Leno: "It was leap day Tuesday. This is God's way of punishing us by making the election year even longer."
Jimmy Fallon: "Tuesday marked the 158th anniversary of the Republican Party — while Wednesday marked the 158th Republican debate."
David Letterman: "Rick Santorum thinks that global warming, climate change, is a hoax. Let me ask you something, Rick. If you think global warming and climate change is a hoax, how do you explain those sleeveless sweaters?"