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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

You Can Never Have Too Many Weiner Jokes

Aug 13, 2013

"I don't know if I believe this or not, but there's this new study that says a wedding is actually the best place to meet someone. Then Anthony Weiner said, 'It's true. At my wedding I got like five or six phone numbers.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"A new poll came out and says that most Democrats think Anthony Weiner has basically lost his mind. Weiner said, 'The important thing is I haven't lost my phone.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Anthony Weiner has vowed to continue to fight. He said he is staying in the race because he cares deeply about the people of New York — except for the one he is married to." –Jimmy Kimmel

"More problems for Mr. Weiner. It seems the 22-year-old woman he was sexting with, Sydney Leathers, is now here in Los Angeles to meet with LA's biggest porn producer. They want her to make a porn movie with an Anthony Weiner lookalike. A lookalike? Why not just use Anthony Weiner? He's gonna need a job. We've seen his promo package." –Jay Leno

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