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Friday, October 26, 2007
 
So I loaned my car to my brother-in-law...



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Tasting, tasting, 1, 2, 3, 4...

[It's an old Smothers Brothers gag.] Just seeing if I can post yet.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007
 
Hitting the wall...

Every year as harvest winds down, I seem to lose my drive for a few days. I've always called it "hitting the wall" for lack of a better term. Since I habitually contrive to cram more into my days than I probably should, I have come to appreciate and honor this letdown.

So much so that anything that reminds me of autumn whispers rest and respite.

Like this:



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The only problem is Jan has her own transition - from farming to cooking. So I'm working less (physically) and eating more.

Not a pretty picture.

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Sunday, October 21, 2007
 
Another post about broadband...


Speed matters.





[via Presurfer]

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Friday, October 19, 2007
 
Almost enough to make me want to smoke...








Cool lighter trick.

[via MeFi]

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Thursday, October 18, 2007
 
Halloween spirit...

Some interesting scarecrows.

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[Update: Be sure to watch the short video at the end of the photos]

Got your pumpkin lights up yet?

[viaPresurfer]

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007
 
Everyone loves a manure joke...





Crimony people, it's organic! Get a grip.

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Monday, October 15, 2007
 
Yeah, yeah - it's all my fault...

Older brothers have traditionally been blamed for all the evils in the world by their younger siblings. I just thought they were a bunch of whiners.

Turns out they are right.
More recently, Lummaa and her colleagues have been studying how sons are not just tough on their mothers but also hard on their siblings. Those born after a son were physically slighter, had smaller families and generally had a greater chance of dying from an infectious disease. The effects held up whether the elder brother died in childhood or not, suggesting that the negative outcome is not a result of some direct sibling interaction, such as competition for food, regular beatings or the practice of primogeniture, in which the eldest brother inherits everything. “Big brothers are bad for you,” Lummaa explains. “If the fifth-born was a male, then the sixth-born is doing worse.” [More]

Man, I hate it when this happens!

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Friday, October 12, 2007
 
Instant icon understanding...

To encapsulate the myriad differences between East and West, consider these graphic comparisons of China and Germany.

Handling Problems

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[via Neatormama]

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Sunday, October 07, 2007
 
Bad signage...

A sad, funny, and/or pathetic collection of public signs.

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Something happens to our brains when we write for the public.

F'rinstance, consider this whole website devoted to inappropriate use of quotation marks.


[More - way, way more]

I tell ya, the Internet has been a Godsend to pedantic fusspots like ...well, me. And English teachers everywhere.

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Sunday, September 30, 2007
 
You don't know nothing...

Not rude, poor grammar like it sounds. Twenty Things You Didn't Know About Nothing.

Example:
17 But to a physicist there is no such thing as nothing. Empty space is instead filled with pairs of particles and antiparticles, called virtual particles, that quickly form and then, in accordance with the law of energy conservation, annihilate each other in about 10-25 second.

18 So Aristotle was right all along.

19 These virtual particles popping in and out of existence create energy. In fact, according to quantum mechanics, the energy contained in all the power plants and nuclear weapons in the world doesn’t equal the theoretical energy contained in the empty spaces between these words.
[via PreSurfer]

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Thursday, September 27, 2007
 
Something completely different...
Mount Rushmore sings "The Teddy Bear's Picnic"

Ya don't see stuff like this on competing ag websites, folks!


[via Presurfer]

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When floor mats go bad...

There is trouble underfoot in this country. Terrorists? Mad cow? Weak currency?

You wish.
Toyota Motor Co. will recall 55,000 floor mats due to complaints of unintended acceleration caused by the mats sticking underneath the accelerator pedal, federal safety officials and the automaker said Wednesday.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration took the unusual step of highlighting Toyota’s recall announcement, advising owners of other Toyota models – including the Prius hybrid and Avalon sedans – to ensure their floor mats are properly installed.

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“We have also received complaints about the RAV 4 (crossover) and Tacoma (pickup),” said Rae Tyson, a spokesman for NHTSA. “We will continue to monitor all of the other Toyota vehicles not involved in the recall." [More]

I'm going back to bed.

[via Fark]

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Monday, September 24, 2007
 
Save the pint!...

The EU has buckled under on forcing Brits to give up pints and ounces.
I regard this story as curiously parallel to our own defunding of the Mexican truck program–a populist uprising against unpopular regulation. But where we had protectionist Teamsters, they had the “Metric Martyrs”–shopkeepers who violated European Union regulations by continuing to sell things in pounds and ounces and pints instead of in hemidemisemiquavers and hectagons and rectaliters or whatever such Continental barbarities the muscles from Brussels demanded. And they were fined heavily for it.

In 1984, there’s a passage about Socialist metricization being an extension of demoralizing mind control. I remember it concerned an old prole lamenting, over his beer, that a half liter was too little, and a liter was too much, and that he missed his old comfortable pints which had been just right. That’s it exactly. Feet and inches are a likewise a useful, human scale. NOTHING is a meter long. (Or are we supposed to switch to one-third-meter hot dogs at ballgames?) [More]

Hmm, if only there was a relevant way to celebrate this occasion...

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Sunday, September 23, 2007
 
I always wondered where that mnemonic came from...

As grade school music students know the bass clef spaces are A-C-E-G. It is most easily remembered by: All Cows Eat Grass.

Turns out grass is very good for cows. And fun too.


[via DailyDish]

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What happens when the deep-fat fryer breaks...



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Now if they just get it onto a stick...

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Friday, September 21, 2007
 
Business as usual...


http://view.break.com/368159 - Watch more free videos



Make sure your watch is really, really correct.

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Thursday, September 20, 2007
 
Thanks a lot, science...

Men's brains are not in their pants, as women constantly claim.

But they could be.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007
 
I'm still not sure I believe it...

Watch the bat.

[via Neatorama]

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Monday, September 17, 2007
 
Some good bridge video, for a change...

A really cool (from an engineer's perspective, of course) clip of the repair of the SF-Oakland Bay Bridge.


Why did they do it that way? [More]

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Sunday, September 16, 2007
 
Book Number One...

For lots of different kinds of knowledge.

[via MeFi]

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Saturday, September 15, 2007
 
Cook like a caveman...

Although "English cooking" may seem like a oxymoron, they are still trying, bless 'em. Lately they've been digging up some old - really old - recipes.
Researchers wanted to compile a list of favourite foods that sustained our forebears and their influence on modern-day menus.

Top of the pot came nettle pudding, which was traced back 8,000 years.

Close behind were smokey stew, a combination of bacon and smoked fish; then a mixture of offal, fat and herbs called meat pudding followed by barley bread and roast hedgehog. [More]
No wonder Brits are so tough.

Pass the hedgehog - AKA The Other Blue Meat.

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Thursday, September 13, 2007
 
Can you spare a twenty?...

How much cash do you carry? Better still, how much should you carry? For goodness sake, don't ask an economist.
This whole discussion came to mind the other night while out to dinner with a large group of friends. Since I am economically irrational in so very many ways, I had failed to conform to the Baumol-Tobin model and revealed myself as cashless when the bill arrived. So a good friend covered me. There is of course a mutual expectation of rough reciprocity among friends, but it occurred to me that a person who often dines and drinks in groups with friends could easily come out far ahead in this bargain, simply by being the guy who never has cash -- especially if his friends have short memories. It is true that, in a small group, sometimes you get stuck putting the whole bill on your card and collecting cash from your dinner or drinking partners. But then you've got cash without the hassle of going to an ATM. And if your friends are decent people, they round up, and you've been subsidized. Obviously, this is a winning strategy only if few other friends are playing it and if you are a horrible person who likes to profit at your friends' expense. But we were talking about an economist, right? [More]
I average about enough for one round of Bud lite.

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007
 
I don't know art...

But I know what I like. This ain't it.

After trekking for hours across a stark, lunar desert landscape awesome in its harsh beauty, our bus rolled into a former Silk Road waypoint where today's craftsmen still specialize in hand-knotted rugs. We passed through a beaded curtain to see, on the place of honor on the main wall, this: [More]



Woven proof globalization has gotten out of hand.

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007
 
Do not try this at home...

The participants shown are actually trained stuntpersons on a closed course...

Oh, who am I kidding?

The real meaning of a "case of beer to go".

[via Arbroath]

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Even more bad news...

For big sprayer owners. My shorts aren't as clean as they used to be.
Not so long ago you could count on most washers to get your clothes very clean. Not anymore. Our latest tests found huge performance differences among machines. Some left our stain-soaked swatches nearly as dirty as they were before washing. For best results, you’ll have to spend $900 or more.

What happened? As of January, the U.S. Department of Energy has required washers to use 21 percent less energy, a goal we wholeheartedly support. But our tests have found that traditional top-loaders, those with the familiar center-post agitators, are having a tough time wringing out those savings without sacrificing cleaning ability, the main reason you buy a washer.

On the other hand, dryer technology hasn’t changed much in the last 10 years. Plus dryers tend to outlast washers. That’s why we offer buying tips and highlight only dryers that combine performance, value, and reliability instead of showing full Ratings.

Today most top-loaders only get a good washing score, and some had the lowest scores we’ve seen in years. One washer, with an overall score of 19 (out of 100) is one of the lowest-scoring washers in this and past reports. Several major manufacturers are meeting the new energy standard by lowering wash water temperatures. But doing this often lowers the washing performance. [More]

While this information could be used for good, I suspect it will be the leverage needed to switch the old Kenmore for a Bosch.

Boy, nothing gripes me more than wasting $500 for household stuff that could go toward a better stereo in my $300,000 combine...

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It's all about appearance...

Those guys with their fancy-pantsy $250,000 sprayers can eat my shorts when they see this.

I think I'll put one on my WD45 too...

[via BoingBoing]

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Monday, September 10, 2007
 
Much ado about nothing...

Some large places where nothing is.


[via Presurfer]

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Sights for sore eyes...

I stumbled across an interesting blog and wanted to share some great images.



Even though I am an industrial farmer, I respect the images of our heritage and the effort being made to preserve scenes like these. And I believe fervently the market can arbitrate the choices effectively for all of us.

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Sunday, September 09, 2007
 
The next step for autosteer?...

Oh sure, we can simply plumb the GPS guidance into the steering hydraulics, but how much cooler would this be?


Be sure to watch the slightly creepy video.

[via Neatorama]

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Friday, September 07, 2007
 
The engineering is convincing as well...

After a lifetime of familiar and well-deserved complaints from the person who cleans our bathroom (hint: not me), I persistently return to the obvious optimal solution: a urinal. I am not alone.
My contractor, obviously, thought this was the best idea anyone had ever come up with, and immediately went shopping with me for a classy, retro porcelain model, the kind you can saunter up to in a tux and slap a highball on. But then my neighbor, Holly Purcell, a very successful real estate broker, informed me that I absolutely could not install a urinal of any kind if I ever hoped to resell my house. Noting my confusion, she slowly explained that urinals, to my shock, gross women out. [More]
Joel Stein is foremost a humor writer, but his analysis of this situation borders on insightful, probably because it matches my thinking so closely.

America, at this crucial period in history needs more problems-solving creativity like this, and a lot more support from the mavens of interior design for utilitarian solutions.

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007
 
Nothing to do with Zambrano's last starts...

Why do girls "throw like girls"? Surprisingly it's not because of physical limitations or differences.
Readers who are happy with their throwing skills can prove this to themselves in about two seconds. If you are right-handed, pick up a ball with your left hand and throw it. Unless you are ambidextrous or have some other odd advantage, you will throw it "like a girl." The problem is not that your left shoulder is hinged strangely or that you don't know what a good throw looks like. It is that you have not spent time training your leg, hip, shoulder, and arm muscles on that side to work together as required for a throw. The actor John Goodman, who played football seriously and baseball casually when he was in high school, is right-handed. When cast in the 1992 movie The Babe, he had to learn to bat and throw left-handed, for realism in the role of Babe Ruth. For weeks before the filming began, he would arrive an hour early at the set of his TV show, Roseanne, so that he could practice throwing a tennis ball against a wall left-handed. "I made damn sure no one could see me," Goodman told me recently. "I'm hard enough on myself without the derisive laughter of my so-called friends." When The Babe was released, Goodman told a newspaper interviewer, "I'll never say something like 'He throws like a girl' again. It's not easy to learn how to throw." [More]
This really good read should be mandatory for all fathers with daughters.

And men in general.

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007
 
Cancel the cemetery plot, Edna...

Remember your gym class pyramid? Well, it's not too late to join in. (Of course, you'll still be on the bottom)

The Great Pyramid can potentially be any human being’s grave or memorial site. As monumental as it is affordable, it serves those of all nationalities and religions. Individuals who are either unwilling or unable to have their physical remains buried there can also opt to have a memorial stone placed instead. Stones can be custom designed with any number of colors, images, or relief decorations. The Great Pyramid will continue to grow with every stone placed, eventually forming the largest structure in the history of man. Outlasting personal physical existence is something that the Egyptian pyramids could promise only a few, but this pyramid is open to every individual. Rather than hastily burying one another or allowing our ashes to be scattered, as a small stone in the pyramid we can remain part of our species’ constantly shifting and ever-expanding tableau. [More]
Just another one of those "if-every-Chinese-would-eat-a-Big-Mac-every-month" schemes. Somehow the sheer size of 6+ BILLION people confuses us into thinking we can actually persuade more than twenty or thirty to do anything. If this thing gets larger than a Iowa gym, I'll be surprised.

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Monday, September 03, 2007
 
You call yourself a soprano?...

Sing this.

[Update: I realized after the fact this post gave no other information so here is the link to explain the recording. The voice is Mado Robin. The note is D4 above high-C - the highest sung note ever recorded]

[via Presurfer]

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Profiting from propheting...

Amateur forecasters - here is your homepage.

[via Marginal Revolution]

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Sunday, September 02, 2007
 
Must...resist...posting...

Oh, what the heck. If you haven't seen it already, here is what happens when your mind goes blank and your mouth isn't told.


I was not going to post this - I genuinely felt sorry for the young woman. But she may be experiencing a William Hung flirtation with fame, which may or may not be a good thing in itself.

But most amazing is the website that fired up immediately to capitalize on this "maps for South Africa" blithering: mapsforus.org

Here's a sample of what you can find there:


The lesson here (if any) is how fast the Internet responds to any cultural stimulus. Don't tell me newspapers have an answer to this.

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Saturday, September 01, 2007
 
This is for Jan...



My current wife and major Taco Bell fan.

[via Neatorama]

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Thursday, August 30, 2007
 
Raising the intellectual level...

Perhaps like some of us, you never really understood Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Afraid to admit it, weren't you?
Well, good news, citizen. Here's an explanation in words of four letters or less.
Say you woke up one day and your bed was gone. Your room, too. Gone. It's all gone. You wake up in an inky void. Not even a star. Okay, yes, it's a dumb idea, but just go with it. Now say you want to know if you move or not. Are you held fast in one spot? Or do you, say, list off to the left some? What I want to ask you is: Can you find out? Hell no. You can see that, sure. You don't need me to tell you. To move, you have to move to or away from ... well, from what? You'd have to say that you don't even get to use a word like "move" when you are the only body in that void. Sure. Okay. Now, let's add the bed back. Your bed is with you in the void. But not for long -- it goes away from you. You don't have any way to get it back, so you just let it go. But so now we have a body in the void with you. So does the bed move, or do you move? Or both? Well, you can see as well as I that it can go any way you like. Flip a coin. Who's to say? It's best to just say that you move away from the bed, and that the bed goes away from you. No one can say who's held fast and who isn't. [More]
I'm glad we had this little talk.

Next week: how they get the cream filling in Twinkies.

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Where autumn is...

I have used the Windows XP-supplied screen saver "Autumn" on my laptop for a couple of years. Like others I was struck by the beauty and composition of the shot.



Somebody tried to find out where it was photographed. A great story followed.

[Re-post for Arlen]

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The further adventures of Contextor...

Born on a strange planet in rural Illinois - the very edge of known space - this mysterious stranger wages a never ending battle to place misleading statistics in context.

Today's Episode: Wind Farms and Homes

One day, Contextor noticed whenever wind farms are mentioned, the most prominent number used to describe their size is "how many homes their electricity would power":
Power firm E.ON said the development five miles (8km) off the Humber estuary would be capable of providing electricity to almost 200,000 homes. [More]
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Wind power plants, or wind farms as they are sometimes called, are clusters of wind machines used to produce electricity. A wind farm usually has dozens of wind machines scattered over a large area. The world's largest wind farm, the Horse Hollow Wind Energy Center in Texas, has 421 wind turbines that generate enough electricity to power 230,000 homes per year. [More]

"Gosh!" Contextor thought, trying to imagine what 230,000 houses would look like. That's mucho electricity.

Isn't it?
In 2005, wind machines in the United States generated a total of 17.8 billion kWh per year of electricity, enough to serve more than 1.6 million households. This is enough electricity to power a city the size of Chicago, but it is only a small fraction of the nation's total electricity production, about 0.4 percent. The amount of electricity generated from wind has been growing fast in recent years, tripling since 1998.
Contextor was puzzled why the overall impact of wind energy was not more clearly spelled out. Doesn't it imply we can just windmill the US to plentiful cheap energy like the good old days of hydroelectric development?

Contextor brooded and decided one reason could be the economics are struggling with the virtue of the idea. Wind energy just seems so wonderful it just has to work.
Reasonable people can disagree on the merits of putting turbines on Nantucket Sound, as proposed by a private company. Though costs have come down to 4.5 cents per kilowatt hour from 6.1 per KWH in 1999, the technology is still not balancing out as cost-effective for some areas. Last week, Long Island scratched its plans to build a wind energy center in the Atlantic when costs were running up toward $800 million. Projects in windy Texas have also been scrapped over cost considerations.

But advocates often tout renewable energy not for its economics, but because it's virtuous. Many of those who are willing to impose the costs of various environmental schemes on other Americans based on "ideals" suddenly have started looking more closely at the tradeoffs when something they hold dear would have to be sacrificed, like a nice view. Wind energy is never going to be anything but a bit player in meeting the world's energy needs. The Nantucket tempest is useful mainly as a real-world test of whether some of the world's most privileged liberals wear their ideals all the time, or only when it suits them. [More]
Contextor looked hard at the glowing press releases and the total energy statistics. "Hmm, wind energy looks like a good thing, but a very high-cost, low-yield good thing to Contextor"

Stay tuned for our next semi-exciting episode wherein Contextor muses: "Why does Contextor refer to Contextor in the third person? Could Contextor have a Pronoun Problem?"

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007
 
Hey - I owned 5 of these cars!...


The World's Ten Ugliest Cars. The infamous AMC Pacer above. What a chick magnet!

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Monday, August 27, 2007
 
Is the cork screwed?...

When I was in Portugal with the US Grains Council in 1998 (?), we visited a corn farmer there who revealed his real cash bonanza crop was cork. It seems champagne makers were desperate for stoppers for all those bottles of bubbly for the Y2K celebration.

Years have passed and tastes and budgets have changed. Suddenly the idea of (gasp!) screw-top wines bottles is gaining acceptance.
Camp and bad French aside, the lighthearted marketing video articulates a watershed moment in the global wine industry: after hundreds of years of tradition, more and more winemakers are turning away from cork closures — and oenophiles are finally getting used to the idea. Bonny Doon, a boutique winery south of San Francisco, had used Portuguese cork for 19 years, but was losing 0.5% to 2% of its wine to "taint" — the unmistakably moldy or musty smell and taste of a contaminated wine, caused by a compound called TCA, which is sometimes found in cork. So, the winery decided to make a change in 2002. "It's not a lot, but it's enough," says Burke Owens, Bonny Doon's marketing director, of the switch to screwcaps. As the sommelier puts it: "The days of the cork are numbered." [More]

That would be my fault.

Yup. Your loyal correspondent has stooped to E-Z open grape juice. My favorite is a piquant little sauvignon blanc from Middle Earth called Zeal. They carry it at Sam's for about - gosh, I don't really know, but it has to be below $12 because I never buy anything over that.

Anyhoo, it has a screwtop, and this engineer is on board with the trend. We should have done this years ago. But in the face of the obvious efficiencies (one less feature on your Swiss army knife), efforts to make cork harvesting look more "earth-friendly" are afoot.

Big whoop. I just like the juice and the ease of getting to it.

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Sunday, August 26, 2007
 
OK, you win...

I thought I had seen some crop damage from yahoos in a field, but this Dutch field may be the winner.



A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police. Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

[Bear in mind, in Europe "corn" means the main local grain crop (looks like barley or wheat here). Maize is the their designation for corn]

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Saturday, August 25, 2007
 
I think I hear the school bus honking...

If September is near, thoughts are turning to school and, as helpful as I find the college rankings at US News and World Report, this one might be more useful to most of us. From Radar magazine, the Ten Worst Colleges in the US:
To be fair, we excluded community colleges, technical schools, and the kind of places that advertise in subway cars, limiting our search to accredited four-year institutions with brick-and-mortar campuses. We started by gathering statistics on academic offerings, admissions, and student life from a diverse array of sources, including Princeton Review, U.S. News, and the U.S. Department of Education. Then we factored in criteria like low SAT scores, incompetent professors, rock-bottom admissions standards, unbridled alcohol and drug consumption, rampant criminal activity, and dubious alumni. To complete the picture, we added reviews from online outlets like Students Review, Campus Dirt, and College Prowler. Finally, we tallied up the numbers in a variety of categories, ranging from worst Ivy to worst party school, and of course, the very worst college in the country. (Hint: The Moonies are involved.) Below, the nine colleges that made our dishonor roll. [More of a great read]

(Hint - not good news for Spartans)

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007
 
Let's see now...

Canadians, a "roadboat", a failed transcontinental crossing...



Nope, nope... nothin' funny there..

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Monday, August 20, 2007
 
Yet another reason to hate eggplant...

And zucchini. And squash. And...

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Maybe it's just a cheese-nightmare.

[via Presurfer]

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Sunday, August 19, 2007
 
This would explain Packer fans...

Having bad dreams? You know, the kind where you realize you are standing naked on the floor of the Board of Trade and suddenly your second-grade teacher shows up with a hippopotamus...

No? Well, never mind...

Part of your problems could be eating cheese.
The chemistry of dreams goes back to before biochemistry began.

Scrooge blamed his nocturnal ghosts on a "crumb of cheese", and I know what he meant. I find it almost impossible to get an undisturbed night's sleep after eating the stuff and - worse - after drinking red wine.

The effect is very real - the last time I tried a refreshing bottle of red late at night I ground my teeth so hard that I smashed a molar.

Now the substances behind such unwanted nightmares are being tracked down. Tyramine, the main culprit, is based on the carbon ring of Kekulé's dream, and is broken down by the same enzymes as those hard at work during paradoxical sleep.

Aged cheeses, like Stilton, and heavy red wines are most to blame, while soy sauce and smoked fish are both rich in the stuff. [More]
But wait - it gets even better. You can choose your dreams.

85% of females who ate Stilton had some of the most unusual dreams of the whole study. 65% of people eating Cheddar dreamt about celebrities, over 65% of participants eating Red Leicester revisited their schooldays, all female participants who ate British Brie had nice relaxing dreams whereas male participants had cryptic dreams, two thirds of all those who ate Lancashire had a dream about work and over half of Cheshire eaters had a dreamless sleep.

Commenting on the study, Neil Stanley, PhD Director of Sleep Research HPRU Medical Research Centre at the University of Surrey says: "The Cheese and Dreams study conducted by the British Cheese Board is the first study of its kind and suggests that eating cheese before you go to bed may actually aid a good night’s sleep.

What is particularly interesting is the reported effect different types of British cheese have on influencing the content of dreams. It seems that selecting the type of cheese you eat before bedtime may help determine the very nature of often colourful and vivid cheese induced dreams”
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This is all well and good for the Brits. But my question is will a Double Cheese Whopper make me dream about Carol Drinkwater and me surfing off Baja California?

It's all about science, ya know.




What??...

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Friday, August 17, 2007
 
And this was the "adult swim" period...


A day at the pool with a few close Japanese friends. The guy in the blue trunks on the left is my nephew's old roommate.

Boy, would that be a relief after those crowded Japanese trains!

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Thursday, August 16, 2007
 
C'mon, we've all done it few times...

Miss your exit?



No biggy.


[via Arbroath]

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"The universe...

is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine." (Borrowed loosely from Sir Arthur Eddington)

There's a strange moon whizzing around Saturn that's shaped, oddly, like a walnut.

Now astronomers find that Iapetus got its nutty shape from a super-fast spin that was frozen into place early in the solar system's formation.

When the Cassini spacecraft snapped close-ups of Saturn's moons in 2005, it revealed a bulging waistline of rock along the equator of the now slowly spinning Iapetus. Astronomers think this characteristic shape persists because Iapetus was cryogenically frozen in time about 3 billion years ago, during the moon's "teen" years. [More]
The data pouring into our knowledge base from space missions will slowly change our view of everything, I believe - but nothing more so than our place in the universe.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007
 
Feel free to flame me...

But if I find something this funny with HRC or Speaker Pelosi, I will post it as well.



Another reason to not trust your eyes on YouTube. This is really well edited.

[via Presurfer]

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Sunday, August 12, 2007
 
The eye of the beholder...

When scientists get tattoos.

More - slideshow

[via The Loom]

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Saturday, August 11, 2007
 
Maybe it's because they live their lives upside down...

Some wonderfully odd photos from New Zealand.


Not sure that would work too well here.

However, their road crews look just as efficient as ours!

[More]

[via Neatorama]

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Friday, August 10, 2007
 
The ticket should go to the reporter...

In a totally inappropriate display of unnecessary puns, reporter Kevin Pang shames himself while covering a perfectly straightforward law and order (hold the onions) issue:


About 15 minutes later, as curious passersby snapped pictures with their camera phones, the driver and passenger of the vehicle returned before tow trucks could arrive. "The situation was resolved without the use of ketchup, which in Chicago is a big thing," Smith said. The entourage got a grilling from the officer. "You can't just park here," the officer said. One of the passengers, who declined to be identified, said they were visiting a Wienermobile alumnus who worked nearby, but were unaware that one could not park a giant sausage in the middle of the city's busiest thoroughfare. Sydney Lindner, a spokeswoman for Kraft Foods, said the Wienermobile is on a nationwide tour promoting a contest to sing the Oscar Mayer jingle in an upcoming commercial. She said "regardless of the reason" the driver had for parking there, the company neither condones nor relishes such actions. [More - parental discretion advised]
And they wonder why newspapers are in trouble.

Don't believe me?

Isn't Darth Murdoch is going to offer the WSJ online for free? (My prediction, too)

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The Joystick Revolution...

We just had a story this weekend on a tractor designed by Purdue students using joystick steering. To show you how in tune USFR is with the Trends of the Future, witness this:


The motorized pool lounger. Admit it - you can't live without one now.

(Pool not included)

[via Neatorama]

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007
 
Meet your competition...

Another Chinese entrant for the "I Built the Best" competition:

Note the attitude of the wife.

Typical, typical...

[via BoingBoing]

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In case you had wondered...

What would happen if the bucket hydraulics failed while zipping down the road.



[Thanks, Jerry]

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007
 
Yo, Donald Trump...


There's a new sheriff in town!



I'm starting to pay more attention to well-crafted combovers.

[via Neatorama]

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Sunday, August 05, 2007
 
Just in time for Christmas...


Like choir directors all across this great land, I have been previewing and selecting new anthems for Christmas. In fact, I have just waded through about 130 recordings and am getting down to the final cut. So this wonderful Vegetable Solo fit right in with my current week's work.







I always knew broccoli was good for something
. Only 143 shopping day left!


[via Presurfer]

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Saturday, August 04, 2007
 
The Dawn of Promotional Video: The Egg...



For your consideration: a umm, unique marketing video for the Petaluma Egg Board in 1932.












Still a few kinks to work out in the concept, maybe. What was the deal with the jumping jacks in the pan?

[via BoingBoing]

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
 
I feel safer already...

You see a sign on a building in a national capital and it looks like this:
Welcome to the Irish Department of Defense.

But my favorite is the
new Japanese symbol.


Who needs an angry bird with pointy sticks?

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Monday, July 30, 2007
 
Something good from Katrina...

Lowes is selling "Katrina cottages" for what looks like pretty reasonable prices. Sure, by the time you add in the "not included" stuff it will be more expensive, but they are not bad looking little houses.


Good place for the in-laws when they visit, f'rinstance. And a darn sight more economical than the infamous Katrina trailers.

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I dunno - it was just cool...


Watch the guy with the paint roller.

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Sunday, July 29, 2007
 
What do these foods have in common?










They are all what 120 calories look like.

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I only look 58...

Take this "real age" test. I found it to be a real encouragement for a healthy lifestyle (and moderate drinking - yippee!)

In fact, I going to have a beer to celebrate.

[via Presurfer]

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
 
Master of the House...

Jan and I have been huge fans of Hugh Laurie for years. In fact, we were astonished when he began the role of House - we had never seen him in a drama. But if you want to see what he can do with pure comedy, check out this.
The rest is hysteria. In time, this would mean Jeeves and Wooster, with twitchy Laurie as the twit and Fry as the heroic valet, but the purest expression of Fry-&-Laurieness is now available for your ravenous consumption in the form of A Bit of Fry & Laurie—The Complete Collection ... Every Bit!, which gathers every superlatively clever, terrifically asinine, and absolutely inexplicable moment from the four seasons of their BBC sketch show. Its 13 hours are a monument to the comedians' moment of love at first sight—of discovering someone else who took silliness very seriously. Just look at the facial hair they glued on to inhabit their hundreds of clowns over the years. [More]
For my money some of his best work was with Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder. Also we recommend Jeeves and Wooster. The man is a genius on the stage.

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Don't forget where you parked...



[via Presurfer]

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Redecorating made easy...


Just do the light switch plates.

[via MeFi]

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007
 
Great poetry for sensitive farmers...

I have noted before that one difference between farmers and cowboys is our literary tastes. Cowboys write poetry; farmers recite limericks.
The Raven

There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says "Nevermore."
[More]
[via MeFi]

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Only in Japan...

You might know an act of vandalism begun by drunken Brits smashing wheat down with poles has been turned into a
precision art form by the Japanese. The pictures are created by "growing a little purple and yellow-leafed kodaimai rice along with their local green-leafed tsugaru-roman variety".


[More] [More]

[via Boingboing]

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Friday, July 20, 2007
 
Can you name all the Presidents?

I got 39.

[via Neatorama]

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Thursday, July 19, 2007
 
Unfortunate ad placement...


[More]

[via Metafilter]

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007
 
$#@%&*!...

Where did they come from?

An octothorp??

[via Presurfer]

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Sunday, July 15, 2007
 
It's easier to believe than gravitational forces, I guess...



[More]

[via Neatorama]

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Thursday, July 12, 2007
 
Eat Chinese dust, Germany!...

China is about to pass Germany as the world's third largest economy. This is earlier than forecast and supported by statistics of questionable accuracy, but still not unbelievable.
The National Bureau of Statistics raised its estimate of China's 2006 growth rate from 10.7 percent to 11.1 percent. It nudged up its estimate of total output by 146.4 billion yuan ($18.8 billion) to 21.1 trillion yuan ($2.705 trillion).

The revision brought China closer to Germany, the world's third-largest economy after the United States and Japan. Germany's 2006 output was $3 trillion but its 2.5 percent growth rate was well below China's. [More]
In another surprise ranking, author J. K. Rowling just passed Belgium.

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I think the humidity increased...

Important shopping hints for your next aqueous arsenal addition:


Stream Machine Double-Barrel Water Launcher, $17.95
Also a syringe-style water cannon, this Stream Machine's twin-barrel design (they also come in single-barrel models) doubles the volume of your assault. We drenched our live target and sent him reeling. It still has the problem of using up too much of its 20-ounce ammo supply too quickly, however, so it's good for only five shots per barrel.

As with the Aquablaster, drawing water into the Stream Machine's tubes without spilling is harder than it would seem. And it's common for one barrel to fill with more than the other, so you end up shooting uneven streams. But the two gunlike grips make handling the Stream Machine simple and enable you to put some muscle into the compression, giving it gravity-defying range. We launched a 40-foot stream, farther than with any other model.

Strength: 10
Ease of use: 6
Fun: 4
Total: 20
[More]

Squirt guns don't saturate people, people saturate people.

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
 
We've all been there...



Boy, if I had a nickel for every time this happened to me...

BTW, have our lives been reduced to simply hoping for a "YouTube" moment?

[via Arbroath]

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
 
Wait for it...



In fairness, it took me a couple of seconds to get it.

[via Presurfer]

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No, really - I'm listening, honey...

Yawning may be misunderstood. You're not bored, you're cooling your brain.
These results clearly suggest that yawning regulates the temperature inside your head, and that perhaps we yawn to cool our brains. What we don't have here is any biochemical cause-and-effect, but this is an incredibly interesting theory all the same.

The findings, if valid, draw a few unexpected conclusions about yawning. First of all, rather than stimulating sleep, a good yawn should fend off falling asleep. And secondly, far from being an indicator of boredom, yawning would appear to be a mechanism for maintaining attention.

So be sure and remember this for your next staff meeting -- it's an excellent excuse, and possibly even a valid one! [More]

Right - and dozing off is a way of concentrating your thoughts.

[via Daily Dish]

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Sunday, July 08, 2007
 
Next: the Vulcan Death-Grip*...

The medical tricorder from Star Trek is no longer just a nerd dream. Like much of the science-fiction we all laughed at, reality and time fleshes out dreams.
Two recent scientific discoveries mark the latest steps toward the ultimate medical-diagnosis technology: the tricorder.

Bones McCoy made Star Trek's portable black box famous by using it to diagnose ailments without ever touching a patient. Now, studies show that the tricorder is closer to becoming reality, because of new medical-imaging technology and a new state of matter. [More]

While I make jokes about my own adolescent (under 60) fascination with Star Trek, there are worse things to occupy idle imaginations than the belief in a hopeful future and man's ability to manage his actions and environment rationally.

*(Snort) Of course, as all Trekkies know, there is no Vulcan Death Grip.

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Figures - I like the Moody Blues...

Old songs won't attract chicks. No, really.
The 20 males that heard Derryberry's two recordings reacted much more aggressively to the new tunes, ready to defend their territory against the crooning interloper. And the chicks? They responded by becoming more open to sexual advances when the new music was played. The oldies didn't turn them on at all. [More]
Actually, this explains a lot. I spent my high school and college years singing barbershop. I had lots of time to kill back then.

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Saturday, July 07, 2007
 
Then he goes back for the ducks...

You know those old brain teasers about the man with a fox and a goat and some ducks and getting them across a river?


Actually the real story is even better:
One of those bridges, the one closest to Passu, was the scene for one of the funniest moments of the entire trip, when a Pakistani man attempted to cross the bridge with his goat. The wooden planks were too far apart for the goat to negotiate the bridge on his own, so the man had to carry it. I thought he would take it in his arms as he would a baby, but that was not the case. Instead, he used ropes to tie the goat’s legs together, much to my bemusement. Eventually he hoisted the goat up and, with Wendy’s help, put it on his back and wore it as a backpack; both of the goat’s front legs were tied to the equivalent back leg, creating two open circles into which he could slot his arms. The man slowly crossed the flimsy bridge in this fashion, and the screams of the tormented goat echoed all over the valley. [More]

[via Neatorama]

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Result!...


Jan got me an iPhone so I'd stop whining. Now I want the next Big Thing.

[via DailyDish]

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My potent manliness is such a curse...

I have long struggled to comprehend if I am so smart, why I'm not rich. At last science has found a plausible excuse, er, reason: I make "irrational" economic decisions (case in point - my 2006 marketing plan) because my testosterone levels are too high.
Dr Burnham's research budget ran to a bunch of $40 games. When there are many rounds in the ultimatum game, players learn to split the money more or less equally. But Dr Burnham was interested in a game of only one round. In this game, which the players knew in advance was final and could thus not affect future outcomes, proposers could choose only between offering the other player $25 (ie, more than half the total) or $5. Responders could accept or reject the offer as usual. Those results recorded, Dr Burnham took saliva samples from all the students and compared the testosterone levels assessed from those samples with decisions made in the one-round game.

As he describes in the Proceedings of the Royal Society, the responders who rejected a low final offer had an average testosterone level more than 50% higher than the average of those who accepted. Five of the seven men with the highest testosterone levels in the study rejected a $5 ultimate offer but only one of the 19 others made the same decision.

What Dr Burnham's result supports is a much deeper rejection of the tenets of classical economics than one based on a slight mis-evolution of negotiating skills. It backs the idea that what people really strive for is relative rather than absolute prosperity. They would rather accept less themselves than see a rival get ahead. That is likely to be particularly true in individuals with high testosterone levels, since that hormone is correlated with social dominance in many species.

Economists often refer to this sort of behaviour as irrational. In fact, it is not. It is simply, as it were, differently rational. The things that money can buy are merely means to an end—social status—that brings desirable reproductive opportunities. If another route brings that status more directly, money is irrelevant. [More]
Makes sense to my outrageously masculine brain.

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Friday, July 06, 2007
 
Is weirder even possible?...

Can CNN.com get any loopier with their headlines?

My fave from today: Man accused of biting off 3-year-old's lip, ear

What a great time to get into computer "journalism" - the standards could hardly be lower.

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Thursday, July 05, 2007
 
Name the richest person in the world...

Nope.

[via Metafilter]

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Wednesday, July 04, 2007
 
The Stars and Stripes. And Stars. And Stripes. Forever...

For men.

For a choir with one honkin' great soprano.

For girls on tromobones.

For guitar.

For organ.

For piano. (Nobody messes with Horowitz. Un-freakin'-believable!) [Update - I've listened to this several times now. The only possible explanation is he grows an extra hand halfway through]

Happy Independence Day!

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Tuesday, July 03, 2007
 
To protect and serve...





Sometimes a guy needs some help.

Are they giving out math homework at preschool now?

[via Arbroath]

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Saturday, June 30, 2007
 
Do North...

Have you ever checked at the summer/autumnal solstice to see if your farmstead, buildings, UFO landing strips, etc. were laid out exactly E-W or lined the North Star up with your grain bin layout?

You haven't?
Well, then me neither. How nerdy would that be? Heh.


But if you farm in Manhattan, the day is approaching when you can observe an interesting solar alignment phenomenon.
For Manhattan, a place where evening matters more than morning, that special day comes on May 30th this year, one of only two occasions when the Sun sets in exact alignment with the Manhattan grid, fully illuminating every single cross-street for the last fifteen minutes of daylight. The other day is July 13th. Had Manhattan's grid been perfectly aligned with the geographic north-south line, then our special days would be the Spring and Autumn equinoxes, the only two days on the calendar when the Sun rises due east and sets due west.

But Manhattan is rotated 30 degrees east from geographic north, shifting the days of alignment elsewhere into the calendar.
Upon studying American culture, and what is important to it, future anthropologists might credit the Manhattan alignments to cosmic signs of Memorial Day and, of course, the All-Star break. War and Baseball. [More]

You guys probably don't do
druid parties either, I'm guessing.

Never mind.

[via 3Quarks]

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The fundamentals of great music...

I spoke this weekend on USFR on the misfortune of losing our music program at our local school. Without this early training how will we keep the tradition of singing in America?

Sounds like these could be at risk.



[via DailyDish]

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Thursday, June 28, 2007
 
For the Frodo in all of us...

Want to build your own hobbit-house? (Well, that's what it reminded me of anyway)


Much assembly required. But pretty cool.

[via BoingBoing]

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007
 
What were we thinking/drinking?...


Dead colas.

And for good reasons.

[via Presurfer]

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Friday, June 22, 2007
 
Nature's most perfect junk food...



Hard-hitting investigative reporting of where Twinkies come from - a subject close to my heart.

[via Neatorama]

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007
 
Knowhatimean?...

How many clichés can you pack into a 150-word paragraph? Beat this entry:
I hear what you're saying but, with all due respect, it's not exactly rocket science. Basically, at the end of the day, the fact of the matter is you have got to be able to tick all the boxes. It's not the end of the world, but, to be perfectly honest with you, when push comes to shove, you don't want to be literally stuck between a rock and a hard place. Going forward we need to be singing from the same songsheet but you can't see the wood from the trees. Naturally hindsight is 20/20 vision and you have to take the rough with the smooth before proceeding onwards and upwards. The bottom line is you wear your heart on your sleeve and, when all is said and done, this is all part and parcel of the ongoing bigger picture. C'est la vie (if you know what I mean). [More]
I think we've all learned something here.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007
 
Another reason newspaper ad revenues are declining...


Great bus ads...

[via Neatorama]

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
 
To build a fire*...

A fascinating collection of fire-building techniques - not the least of which is using Stone Age tools.

[via Metafilter]

* A Jack London story I read as a boy that ruled out my ever living in the Yukon.

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007
 
Why they invented "yadda yadda"...


Behold the largest island

in a lake

on an island

in a lake

on an island.

[via Metafilter]

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Sunday, June 10, 2007
 
Send him the $100...

Farm Journal's $100 Ideas oughta include farmers from all over. Like this Chinese dude who drank beer just to help his family have hot water.


Solar powered and ethanol enhanced - true genius.

[via Arbroath]

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You are here....


An atlas of the universe.

For when really need to get away.

[via Futurismic]

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Thursday, June 07, 2007
 
What do you get when...

You cross Star Trek with J. R. R. Tolkein?

It's not pretty.

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