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John's World
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
The blood test will make connections tough...
Just in case we haven't taken absolutely all the pleasure out of flying, there are plenty of fearmongers to help us see the folly of our unconcern. Respiratory illnesses typically spread via airborne and droplet routes. Airborne transmission involves tiny particles containing pathogens that can remain suspended in the air for prolonged periods of time. Tuberculosis typically spreads by this method. Droplet spread involves larger particles that quickly settle out of the air. Some diseases (SARS and influenza among them) can spread by both routes.And the solution? People flying with upper respiratory tract infections who cough and sneeze could be offered face masks out of courtesy to fellow passengers. Aircraft could keep a supply of them on board for this purpose. I used to keep a little bottle of 60 percent alcohol-based hand gel in my purse for flights until a crack down on security prohibited carrying bottles of liquids and gels on board. I would squirt a glob into my hand and rub my hands together vigorously after touching bathroom door handles or window shades. Airlines could offer such gels to passengers--especially since not everyone washes their hands regularly. And if that isn't far enough over the top, maybe we should reconsider the disease risk outrage known as the "handshake". My proposed substitute is the "virtual handshake." I explain that I'm sick, and suggest that we pretend to shake hands from two feet away. Sound good? Of course, there is another less obvious solution: if you can't take the germs, don't board the plane. Take the time to travel in your hermetically sealed SUV or whatever. Sounds harsh, but I fly through O'Hare and I'm ready to weed out the weak. Sunday, February 18, 2007
Friday, January 12, 2007
Where little green men really came from...
A really disappointing explanation of how this phrase entered popular usage. About an hour after Taylor reported his “flying saucer” sighting, a barking dog attracted him and “Lucky” Sutton outside. Spotting a creature, they darted into the house for a .22 rifle and shotgun, thus beginning a series of encounters that spanned the next three hours. Sometimes, the men fired at a scary face that appeared at a window; sometimes, they went outside, whereupon, on one occasion, Taylor’s hair was grabbed by a huge, clawlike hand. Once, the pair shot at a little creature that was on the roof and at another “in a nearby tree” that then “floated” to the ground. Either the creatures were impervious to gun blasts or the men’s aim was poor, since no creature was killed. Luckily, aliens are apparently trying to land at O'Hare now. Good luck with that! They may get in, but they'll never take off again. Thursday, January 11, 2007
Works for me...
I've killed time in enough airports to consider using a micro-hotel like this: ![]() These are similar to "capsule hotels" in Japan - which cross the line of claustrophobia for many, but just being able to have some privacy on a long trip would be great. Having them in the terminals is the best part, IMHO. US Farm Report host John Phipps surfs the Web so you don't have to...
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