A Good Laugh
Jun 27, 2008
David Letterman: “I don’t know if you know
this, but John McCain has now got a bandage on his head. … Apparently,
he tried to answer the iron.”
David Letterman: “Here’s good news. Bill
Clinton will be out on the campaign trail getting people to vote for Obama.
Uhhh...Isn’t that what he was doing for Hillary?”
David Letterman: “But Bill Clinton is campaigning
for Obama. President Bush is campaigning for McCain. And I’m thinking,
wow, this could really be the year for Ralph Nader.”
Craig Ferguson: “It’s a great day for America,
everybody,” because “the Democrats announced today there won’t
be any fried food at their convention. … In other words, Al Gore
won’t be there.”
Jimmy Kimmel: “The latest Bloomberg poll shows”
Barack Obama “has a 15-point lead over John McCain.” Obama
“leads in men, in women, with young people” and “minorities.
In fact,” McCain is only “beating Obama…in calcium deposits.”
