Late-Night Laughs
Sep 15, 2008
David Letterman: “Tonight and tomorrow night, Charles Gibson over there at ABC going to interview Sarah Palin. And I believe it’ll be her first big time interview. And Charles Gibson, the first question he asks her, he says, ‘Are you ready to be President?’ And Sarah Palin said, ‘Oh, fer sure!”
David Letterman: “But, no, seriously, the interview went very well, and during the interview, Sarah Palin actually gave birth to her sixth child.”
Conan O’Brien: “Sarah Palin’s been spending the last couple of days being briefed by advisers on what she needs to know to be John McCain’s vice president. That’s true. Yeah. Apparently, the first thing they taught her was CPR.”