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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Leno Laughs on Obama

Nov 11, 2008
Jay Leno: “One touching moment the other night during Barack Obama's speech. Oprah was crying, did you see that? Jesse Jackson was crying. Hillary Clinton was crying. I think Hillary's still crying, if I'm not mistaken.”

 

Jay Leno: “And political analysts are saying today that Barack Obama's win was unprecedented. Which again confused President Bush. He said, ‘Unprecedented? You mean, he didn't win? He got unpresidented?’”

Jay Leno: “Barack Obama is now gonna receive the daily White House intelligence briefing on things like, you know, security and terrorism, stuff like that. It's the same briefing President Bush gets every day, but without the pictures and the color by numbers.”

Jay Leno: “Barack Obama spent his first day as President-elect putting together his transition team. And if you believe MSNBC, by tomorrow he will have chosen all 12 of his disciples.”

Jay Leno: “Don't you love how the different news outlets put their own slant on it? Like see how Fox News is covering Barack Obama's first 24 hours? They said, ‘Day one, America held hostage.’”

Jay Leno: “Barack Obama promised a new America in which the powerless will have a voice. So, he's already reaching out to Republicans.”


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