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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Letterman & More

Nov 12, 2008
David Letterman: “And Obama believes that the election results gave him a mandate -- a mandate, that is what got that Senator Larry Craig in trouble, wasn't it?”


David Letterman: Sarah Palin has “not taken the defeat well. And it must be true because today before shooting a moose she pistol whipped it.”

Conan O’Brien: “In Japan, officials in a small town called Obama -- there's a town in Japan called Obama -- say they're going to invite Barack Obama to visit. Yeah. And actually, a similar trip happened after Bill Clinton was elected, and he was invited to Horndog, Thailand.”

Conan O’Brien: “President-elect Barack Obama spent the day thanking the people who helped him win the election. That's right. Yeah, and actually, Obama's first phone call was to Sarah Palin.”

Conan O’Brien: “When they were prepping Sarah Palin for the debates, they found out that she thought Africa was a country, not a continent. Yeah. Now, to be fair to Sarah Palin, it is hard to see Africa from Alaska.”

Craig Ferguson: Barack Obama “was briefed this morning on the state of the economy, and this afternoon, he called McCain to offer him the presidency.”

Craig Ferguson: Sarah Palin “went back to Alaska. As she got off the plane yesterday, her supporters chanted ‘2012, 2012.’ When McCain got off the plane, they chanted, ‘Use the handrail, use the handrail. Careful, grandpa.’”

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