Believe It or Not
Oct 12, 2012
Jay Leno: "The good news for the White House is that unemployment has dropped to 7.8 percent, right where it was when President Obama took office. So Obama has gone from 'Change you can believe in' to 'Can you believe there's no change?'"
Jay Leno: "Can you believe it's only another month until we start arguing about whether the election was stolen or not?"
Jimmy Fallon: "The Obama campaign is planning to open up its 120th field office in Ohio. Even Starbucks is like, 'That's too many locations, man.'"
Jimmy Fallon: "A new survey found that atheists are the fastest-growing religious group in the U.S. And if you find that hard to believe -– well, you're probably one of them."