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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Conan and Jay on the World Not Ending

May 25, 2011

Conan O'Brien: "The pastor who incorrectly predicted the Rapture said it was a very tough weekend. To make it worse, his friends keep calling him, saying, "Hey, it's not the end of the world!"


Jay Leno: "How about this whole world-coming-to-an-end thing? Look, I love Oprah too, but it was just a TV show!"

Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama said Hillary Clinton is approaching one million frequent flier miles in her job as Secretary of State. Though even that can't get her upgraded to the seat she really wants."

Jay Leno: "President Obama suggested that Israel should go back to the pre-1967 borders. Native Americans said, 'Why stop there? Let's go back to the pre-1492 borders.'"

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