Dave & Co. on Veep Rumors and More

David Letterman: "Hillary Clinton is denying rumors that she will replace Joe Biden as the Vice President in 2012. It's fun to have a Clinton denying stuff again."

Jimmy Fallon: "At the White House yesterday, President Obama told Israelis and Palestinians to reach a peace deal because they might not get another chance soon. That's not really a peace plan. That's how you get a five-year-old to use the bathroom."

Jay Leno: "President Obama is now trying for peace in the Middle East using a two-state solution. I believe the two states are denial and delusion."

Craig Ferguson: "The Department of Labor has launched a new Web site to help unemployed Americans. President Obama said the Web site is amazing and he can't wait to check it out in a few years."