Dave Celebrates a Brand New Holiday
May 04, 2012
David Letterman: "Tuesday was Osama bin Laden Day. One year ago, they got hold of Osama bin Laden. Don't we usually celebrate on a Monday?"
Jay Leno: "German authorities report they have discovered digital files hidden in a porn movie that outline Al Qaeda's plans for more terrorist attacks. I believe this is the first time that a porn film has ever contained a plot."
Craig Ferguson: "Rupert Murdoch got some bad news today. British lawmakers said Murdoch is unfit to run a company. But perfect to run a Hollywood studio, or Congress."
Jimmy Fallon: "Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse is not where you get to fire people."
