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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay & Co. Rule on the Health Care Decision

Jul 02, 2012

Jay Leno: "In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled President Obama's health care mandate is constitutional. This is a major victory for President Obama, who spent three years promoting it, and a major setback for Mitt Romney, who spent three years creating it."

Craig Ferguson: "Now that health care is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat."

David Letterman: "Regis Philbin will be hosting the fourth hour of the 'Today' show with Kathie Lee Gifford. Of course, the Supreme Court has to rule whether it's constitutional."

Jimmy Fallon: "Last week in New Hampshire, President Obama said Americans need someone who will wake up every single day and fight for their jobs. Then he said, 'But until we find that guy, I'm still your best choice.'"

 

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