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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Dave Look Ahead to Election Day

Oct 29, 2010

Jay Leno: "Sunday is Halloween -- it's the scariest day of the year. Unless you're a Democrat -- then it's next Tuesday."

Jay Leno: "According to a new poll, one out of three voters is still undecided. It's a tough choice. Do you vote for the people who got us into this mess, or the people who can't get us out of this mess?"

 
David Letterman: "An amazing thing. This morning I get up to let the dog out into the backyard. Guess what? President Obama is out there talking about the economy."
 

Craig Ferguson: "There are strikes all over France because the government wants to raise the retirement age. The strikes are threatening the French way of life. Yesterday, an American walked all the way across Paris without getting insulted."

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