Jay and Jimmy on Man versus Machine
Feb 18, 2011
Jimmy Kimmel: "President Obama was in San Francisco, meeting with a group of technology executives, including Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. Their goal is to figure out how to create new jobs, to replace jobs that have been lost as a result of everyone spending all their time at work on Facebook."
Jimmy Kimmel: "The President hopes that, based on the success of programs like FarmVille, a million new imaginary jobs can be created by the year 2012."
Jimmy Fallon: "Arkansas Congressman Steve Womack has proposed cutting funding for President Obama's teleprompter. Oh man, when Obama finds out, he's going to be speechless."
Jay Leno: "Watson the computer crushed its human opponents on 'Jeopardy!' This is the greatest victory of machine over man since the election of Arnold Schwarzenegger."