Jay Explains Why There Are No Leftovers
Nov 29, 2010
Jay Leno: "The original Thanksgiving with the Pilgrims lasted three days. That was before we learned we could eat three days' worth of food in one day."
Jay Leno: "In the latest Harry Potter film, Harry loses his friends, has to battle overwhelming evil forces, and hides in exotic foreign places to avoid public scrutiny. I'm sorry, that's President Obama."
Craig Ferguson: "Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence."
Jimmy Fallon: "The TSA has issued some special packing tips for travelers. They say not to bring food, sharp tools, or any shred of dignity."
