One Liners from Leno
Oct 02, 2008
“President Bush addressed the nation last night. … How many thought they were watching an episode of ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’”
Jay Leno: “I listened to President Bush's speech. I think I understand this whole economic crisis. See, rich people on Wall Street made a big mess, and they’re too rich to clean it up. So the rest of America, you know, their maids and butlers, they have to clean it up for them. You see how easy it is?”
Jay Leno: “As far…as this whole” $700 billion “thing is concerned, they keep saying, ‘We have to act now. We have to act now.’ This is like a bad TV offer. ‘Just 10 easy payments of $70 billion each. Operators are standing by, but you have to act now!’”
Jay Leno: “To give you an idea how bad the economy is, Wall Street investors are now clinging to their guns and religion.
Jay Leno: “John McCain wants to suspend his debate with Barack Obama until the economic crisis is over. And Sarah Palin now wants to suspend her debate with Joe Biden until she can find Europe on a map.”