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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Special Presidents Day Edition

Feb 23, 2011

Conan O'Brien: "Happy Presidents Day. Or, as it's being called in the Middle East, Overthrow Your Presidents Day."

David Letterman: "They say President Lincoln once walked three miles to pay back a penny. That makes him the last President to do anything about the debt."

Craig Ferguson: "President Taft was so fat that before he was elected to the Oval Office it was square."

Conan O'Brien: "President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha’s basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was drive straight down the center and piss everyone off."

Craig Ferguson: "I'm glad we have a day for the Presidents, but shouldn't we have a day for Congress when the Senate and the House can kick back and not worry about getting anything done? Oh, wait."

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