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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Too Darn Hot

Jun 27, 2012

Conan O'Brien: "Obama called Romney a pioneer of outsourcing jobs. A spokesperson for Romney said, 'I dare him to come to India and say that to my face.'"

Craig Ferguson: "Scientists say that over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost 5 feet. President Obama could be affected too. Because if there's no more Hawaii, where would he pretend to be born?"

Jay Leno: "It was so hot, Attorney General Eric Holder was selling water guns to Mexican drug gangs."

Jimmy Fallon: "This week a woman in Florida got into trouble for groping a TSA agent while she was getting a pat-down. Or as the TSA put it, 'The student has become the master.'"

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