Why 'Dallas' Still Looks Up-to-Date
Jun 18, 2012
Craig Ferguson: "Tonight was the premiere of a new version of the TV show 'Dallas.' The original "Dallas" series started in 1978. Back then, America was very different. We had an ineffective, one-term president. Gas prices were through the roof. We were in a stand-off with Iran. I'm glad those dark days are over."
Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama says he hopes the NBA Finals go to a Game 7. Of course, Obama should probably be focused on other matters, like hoping his presidency goes to a Term 2."
Jay Leno: "China is now preparing to send its first woman into outer space. Which at first seems like a feminist breakthrough until you realize she doesn't want to go."
Conan O'Brien: "Betty White visited President Obama at the White House. The first time Betty was at the White House, she stayed in the Lincoln Bedroom –- with Lincoln."