It's a mystery to me

I have never seen a UFO, a Chupacabra, the Loch Ness Monster (of course it would help if I went to Scotland), or Bigfoot. Hey, I’m not saying that they don’t exist; I just want to actually see one or all of the above. I guess that’s why all those TV shows about “Finding this” or “Looking for that” are so unsatisfying. Why, you ask? ...Because they never actually find anything. No mystery is ever solved. Oh, they have so-called experts and witnesses, etc, etc, etc, and they all sound so convincing but in the end it’s always the same, nothing. Of course, if they ever did find any or all of the above then there would be nothing left to find and there wouldn’t be any more “mystery” programs and then they’d have to put something on TV to take their place, something even more unbelievable...like reality shows.

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