Jimmy Fallon: "Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer, is criticizing President Obama for not properly training his dog, Bo. Apparently, Bo still doesn't respond to simple commands such as 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'fix the economy.'"
Jimmy Fallon: "EA Sports released a new version of the video game NBA Jam that features Obama, Biden, Bush and Cheney. Bush and Cheney play the first half, then Obama and Biden try to come back from a 6 billion point deficit."
Jay Leno: "Donald Trump may run for president. Is that a good idea? Haven't enough Americans already been told, 'You're fired'?"
Jay Leno: "Well, at least there would be someone in politics with worse hair than Joe Biden."