Jay Leno: "A woman in Tampa, Fla., who is in danger of being foreclosed on, put a giant sign on her roof reading, "Obama, please save my home." To which Obama said, "Hey, lady, I'm trying not to get thrown out of my own house, OK?"
Jimmy Fallon: "Romney's campaign said Obama is spiking the ball too early in Ohio after polls show Obama pulling ahead. Obama hasn't earned that win yet -- which is why the NFL replacement refs just gave it to him anyway."
Seth Meyers: "Mitt Romney released his 2011 tax returns, which showed he paid a 14 percent rate, so just a little less than what restaurants add on for parties of six or more."
Conan O'Brien: "At a recent concert, Madonna told the audience she would strip naked if President Obama is re-elected. In a related story, Obama is now trailing in the polls by 97 percent."