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November 2011 Archive for Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay Lays the Supercommittee to Rest

Nov 30, 2011

Jay Leno: "It looks like the supercommittee chosen by President Obama to come up with a plan to solve the deficit has failed. The best idea they came up with? A bake sale."

Jay Leno: "Don't worry, President Obama has announced a new plan. Next week, he's appointing a super-duper committee."

Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama came home after a nine-day trip to Asia. He got to see some stuff he never sees at home, like jobs."

Craig Ferguson: "In New York, people actually camped out to see Regis' last show. It looked like Occupy Wall Street. But Regis' fans are a little bit older, so it was more like Occupy Wal-Mart."

 

 

Dave and Jay on Obama's Annual Check-up

Nov 09, 2011

Jay Leno: "President Obama joined other world leaders in trying to convince Greece to cut back on spending and reduce their debt. This is part of their 'Do as We Say, Not as We Do' summit, apparently."

Conan O'Brien: "The New York Mets are planning to move the walls of Citi Field in order to increase the number of home runs they hit. Call me old-fashioned, but isn't that what steroids are for?"

David Letterman: "President Obama had his physical today. His cholesterol is down, blood pressure down, approval rating down. He's fit and eats healthy food, and Fox News says that proves he's not an American."

Jay Leno: "President Obama had his annual physical. Doctors say he is in excellent health, except his blood pressure. It's 70 over 14 trillion."

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