A Good Laugh
May 18, 2009
Jay Leno: "The economy is so bad, Nancy Pelosi
now saying she was misled by E.F. Hutton."
Jay Leno: "Well, let's see what's going on about
that whole torture thing. Last week, Nancy Pelosi said she was never briefed
by the CIA about their harsh interrogation methods. ... And then after
a memo proved she was there and did get briefed, she changed her story
to, 'They're lying about me. And they never told me. They didn't tell
me anything.'... In fairness to the CIA, they assumed she was paying attention
because she didn't blink for three hours."
Jimmy Fallon: "This is a big controversy. House
Speaker Nancy Pelosi says that the CIA lied to her in 2003. Yeah, apparently,
they sent her a document saying that her makeup looked subtle."