A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Jay & Dave Jokes
May 13, 2009
"Hey, did you "watch 'Oprah' yesterday? Ooh, very exciting. Elizabeth Edwards attacked her husband's mistress. John Edwards' mistress, yeah. Somehow John Edwards convinced his wife it was the mistress' fault and she seduced him. Guys, let me tell you something. Don't try this with your wife, okay? John Edwards is a politician and a trial lawyer. That means he is a professional liar. He knows how to do this. You cannot get away with this. It will not work for you."
: "Oh, did you see this? There was a lot of controversy yesterday for National Prayer Day. It seems that President Obama is the first president in recent years not to have a prayer service at the White House. But, you know, I understand that. Between Jesse Jackson and Jeremiah Wright, he hasn't had the best luck with ministers."
David Letterman: "'Star Trek' opened today. They have updated things a bit. In this one, the Starship Enterprise is hijacked by Somali pirates."