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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Dave on BP's New CEO

Jul 29, 2010
Jay Leno: "President Obama's new message to the American people is 'things could be a lot worse.' We've gone from 'change you can believe in' to 'things could be a lot worse.' The sequel is never as good as the original."

Jay Leno: "An American named Bob Dudley is BP's new CEO. Nice to see an American taking a job from a foreigner for once."

David Letterman: "BP CEO Tony Hayward is being sent to a project in Siberia. He wants to go to a part of the planet that hasn't been ruined yet."

Jimmy Kimmel: "The heat in Washington, D.C., was so bad today that the Supreme Court had to wear their emergency sleeveless robes."

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