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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Jimmy on the Census; Miss USA

May 19, 2010
Jay Leno: "British Petroleum is starting to get a little defensive. Have you heard their new slogan? 'Yeah, like you never spilled anything before.'"

Jay Leno: "Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico."

Jay Leno: "For the first time ever, an Arab-American woman has been named Miss U.S.A. Her name is Rima Fakih from Dearborn, Mich. She says she hopes winning this title will finally help get her name off the no-fly list."

Jimmy Fallon: "A woman in Texas was arrested for shooting at a census worker who wouldn’t leave her property. The census worker was pretty committed to her job, though. Even as she was being fired at, she was like, 'Is that your only firearm? Do you share it with a loved one, a spouse, or a common-law partner?'"

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