Jokes from Conan and Craig
Sep 09, 2009
"Next Tuesday -- a lot of people talking about this -- President Obama plans to make a televised speech to the nation's students during school hours. Many Republicans are planning to keep their kids home from school in protest. As a result, those kids have voted Obama 'Best President Ever.'"
Craig Ferguson: "It's a great day for...President Barack Obama. ... He's getting ready for a speech he's giving to schoolchildren tomorrow. And he...said he wants the speech to be at third grade level, so he tested it on Joe Biden."