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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Late-Night Comics on Financial Reform and More

Jul 23, 2010
Jimmy Kimmel: "President Obama signed into law a sweeping financial reform. The law started out strong, but got watered down as it went through Congress. Basically, the law now says that Wall Street has to wait an hour after eating to go swimming."

Jimmy Fallon: "British Prime Minister David Cameron is visiting the U.S. and yesterday he and President Obama gave each other pieces of art. That really wasn't necessary, Britain. You've already given us a huge oil painting."

Jay Leno: "Newspaper circulation has fallen to a new low and they say they are becoming obsolete. To give you an idea of how bad it is, today I saw a guy sleeping on a park bench with an iPad on his face."

David Letterman: "New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg proposed turning the city's excess dumpsters into swimming pools. Nothing says summer in New York City like packing a picnic lunch and heading to the dumpster."
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