Jul 22, 2009
"How about that Harry Potter movie? Opened today as a matter of fact. ... In this one, Harry goes up against Dick Cheney and his secret CIA hit squad."
Craig Ferguson: "President Obama recently said SpongeBob is his favorite cartoon. He loves to watch that silly little guy run around and say crazy stuff, annoying everyone. Reminds him of Joe Biden."
Jimmy Fallon: "Bill Clinton revealed that he now supports same sex marriage, even though he opposed it during his presidency. To be fair, during his presidency, he also opposed his own marriage."