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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Late-Night Laughs

Nov 24, 2008
Jay Leno: "This weekend, the big auto show opens here in Los Angeles. It's $10 to get in, $25 billion to get out."

 

David Letterman: "There are some nice aspects during the transition period. For example, the Bush twins" gave "the Obama girls a tour of the White House." It was "very sweet," but the Obama girls "got really scared because they heard creepy organ music coming from Cheney's underground lair."

Conan O'Brien: "The auto executives for the Big Three" are "being criticized now," because, before "they asked Congress for billions of dollars, they all flew to Washington in private jets. Yeah, separately, in private jets." In "their defense, the executives said, 'We would have driven, but our cars only get three miles to the gallon.'"


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