Late Night Jokes
Jan 23, 2009
"Barack Obama plans to issue an executive order on his first full day in office directing the closing of Guantanamo Bay. He said he needs the money for new prisons to hold Democratic mayors and governors."
David Letterman: "On this date in 1991, do you have any idea what happened in 1991 on this date? The United States attacked Iraq to start the Gulf War. I'm so glad that's all behind us aren't you?"