Laughs Late at Night
Jul 07, 2008
David Letterman: “Big ruling coming out of the Supreme Court. They have ruled individuals have the right to carry guns.” But do not “think you can just go into a gun store and buy a gun. No, no, no. There is still a strict 15-minute waiting period.”
David Letterman: “But when the decision was read, it created pandemonium. Court Justice Scalia had to fire two warning shots to settle people down.”
David Letterman: “And then at the White House, just for fun, Dick Cheney went out and peppered a buddy with some bird shot.”