Leno & Letterman Laughs
Apr 12, 2010
"This week, President Obama issued a proclamation declaring it Cesar Chavez Day. So this week was both Passover and Cesar Chavez Day. See, one holiday celebrates the flight of the Jewish people from Egypt to Israel, the other celebrates the flight of Mexican people from Tijuana to Los Angeles."
Jay Leno: "President Obama announced this week that he is opening more sites for offshore oil drilling. Do you know what that means? If we find enough oil, we could one day invade ourselves."
Jay Leno: "This is my favorite story of the week. The Republican National Committee is in trouble after spending nearly $2,000 at a...bondage club in Hollywood. You know what I call a Republican that spends a lot of money in a strip club? A Democrat."
Jay Leno: "In fact, one eyewitness said 'some of the things going on in the club were almost too masochistic for the Republicans to watch.' .. Like in one room, there was a video being played over and over of President Obama signing the healthcare bill."
David Letterman: "Census time, ladies and gentlemen. ... President Obama filled out his Census. I felt bad for the guy. Like he needs another reminder that he lives with his mother-in-law."