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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

A Better Term than "Fiscal Cliff"

Dec 05, 2012

Jay Leno: "Are you sick and tired of hearing the term 'fiscal cliff'? People don’t understand it. It doesn’t tell you how serious the situation is. They need more colorful metaphors. Here’s how to explain it: 'It's 4 a.m. for our economy and Lindsay Lohan is behind the wheel.'"

David Letterman: "I'm worried about the fiscal cliff in the same way I'm worried about Martians. Every now and then I look for them, but I don't know what I'll do when I see them."

Conan O'Brien: "A new study says the average American now weighs 176 pounds. May not sound too bad to you. But the study was conducted at elementary schools."

Jimmy Fallon: "Today it was confirmed that Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting their first baby. You can tell the baby’s a member of the royal family, because Kate said she can already feel it waving."

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