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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

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A Vice President Who's Actually Important

Feb 21, 2012

Jimmy Kimmel: "President Obama's approval rating is up to 50 percent. Only half the country dislikes him. Apparently his strategy of not being any of the Republican candidates is paying off."

Jay Leno: "The Chinese vice president visited President Obama at the White House. That shows how different China is from us. In China, the vice president is actually important."

Jay Leno: "President Obama may have significantly reduced our trade deficit with China. He sold the Chinese vice president a billion Jeremy Lin jerseys at $50 apiece."

David Letterman: "Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex."

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