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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Campaign Train Wreck

Sep 03, 2013

"Sixty-two percent of New Yorkers say they are embarrassed by the sex scandals of Anthony Weiner. Weiner said, 'Let me know when that number reaches 69.'" –Conan O'Brien

"According to a new poll, over 50 percent of New Yorkers say they won't vote for Anthony Weiner no matter what. The other 50 percent say they're going to wait until they see all the other candidates' [privates]. It's called comparison shopping." –Conan O'Brien

 

"Last night Anthony Weiner was at a forum for all the candidates for mayor, and he actually got booed by the crowd. Which got even worse when Weiner was like, 'Boobs, where?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner got in a car wreck over the weekend – not to be confused with his campaign. That's a train wreck. And today he tweeted the insurance company the wrong photo." –David Letterman

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