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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Christmas Re-Gifters and Computer Hackers

Dec 14, 2010

Jay Leno: "Do you know that President Obama is into re-gifting? In fact, he just gave the Republicans the tax cuts he inherited from President Bush."

Craig Ferguson: "Thousands of people turned out to see President Obama's Christmas tree lighting. I knew it would be beautiful. I watched it a couple days ago on WikiLeaks."

Jimmy Fallon: "After hacking into Visa and MasterCard yesterday, WikiLeaks supporters now want to take down Amazon.com. After they do it, Amazon will suggest a list of similar sites they might also enjoy hacking."

Jimmy Kimmel: "The Chinese government is very upset that a dissident is receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. They said that any countries attending the ceremonies will be insulting China. This could be the first war started by a peace prize."

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