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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Conan and Jay on Romney's Clean Sweep

Apr 27, 2012

Conan O'Brien: "Mitt Romney won all five of the primaries on Tuesday. Apparently when you buy four primaries, you get the fifth for free."

Jay Leno: "After winning five primaries this week, Mitt Romney has his new campaign slogan: 'Well, I guess you're stuck with me.'"

Jimmy Kimmel: "They estimate that a billion people participated in Earth Day activities. Then they all went back to driving their SUVs to the gym."

Conan O'Brien: "The Dalai Lama said he likes George W. Bush as a person, but not as a president. When asked for comment, Bush said, 'I love him as a Dalai, but not as a Lama.'"

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