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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Conan Describes the Longest 40 Minutes

May 12, 2011

Conan O'Brien: "President Obama said that watching the raid on Osama bin Laden's compound was the longest 40 minutes of his life, except for every time he asks Joe Biden what's up."

Jay Leno: "Have you seen the video of Osama bin Laden? He was wearing a Snuggie, drinking a Coke and flipping through the channels on TV. I thought he hated the American lifestyle. He was LIVING the American lifestyle."

Jimmy Fallon: "The Libyan forces fighting Moammar Gadhafi only have about three weeks of funding left. It's kind of hard to intimidate an evil tyrant when you're like, 'We will fight you until the end! Of May!'"


Jimmy Kimmel: "Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated. Maria cited irreconcilable differences. The translators are still trying to figure out what Arnold cited."

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