Easter eggs and birth certificates
Apr 28, 2011
Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama hosted the annual White House Easter Egg Roll. It was a little awkward, though. Donald Trump showed up and demanded to see each egg's birth certificate."
Jay Leno: "Every time a kid found an egg, Michelle Obama would make them trade it in for a low-cholesterol Egg Beater."
Conan O'Brien: "Prominent people are coming forward to attest to President Obama's American citizenship. The governor of Hawaii said he first met Obama just days after he was born. He knew it was Obama because he kept pointing to his diaper and calling for change."
Jay Leno: "There's now a nationwide shortage of Attention Deficit Disorder drugs. The FDA says it doesn't know how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't paying attention."