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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

First Round of Debate Jokes

Oct 04, 2012

Jay Leno: "Did you watch the debate? How many wish it was like the NFL and they could just bring in replacement candidates?"

David Letterman: "I love the presidential debates. At my house, what we do each night before they begin is we put out a plate of milk and cookies for Jim Lehrer."

Jimmy Fallon: "I heard that the Obama campaign was a little worried because during his flight to Nevada on Sunday the President watched four hours of football instead of studying — although it did mark the first time all year that Obama has actually seen something get passed."

Conan O' Brien: "For the next debate, President Obama's advisers are working with him to keep his responses short. In fact, the only words the President plans on saying are 'bin Laden' and 'dead.'"

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