Frosty the Snowman vs. Global Warming
Dec 13, 2012
Jimmy Fallon: "The Pentagon is preparing for massive budget cuts in the event that the country does go over the fiscal cliff. You can tell the Pentagon is scaling back because today it became 'the Triangle.'"
Jay Leno: "The unemployment rate has fallen to its lowest level in nearly four years. The bad news is that most of those jobs involve wearing a red suit, a beard, and having kids pee in your lap."
Conan O'Brien: "The governor of Arizona punched a reporter who asked her about global warming. Afterwards she apologized. She said, 'Sorry, I'm a little touchy because it's almost Christmas and it's 135 degrees outside."
David Letterman: "Because of climate change, Frosty the Snowman has a new name. Now he's called 'Frosty the Puddle.'"