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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Dave on Big Bank's $2 Billion Blunder

May 17, 2012

Jay Leno: "JPMorgan announced they lost $2 billion last quarter. That's 133 Obama-Clooney fundraisers."

David Letterman: "Mitt Romney once lost $2 billion. Then he found it in another pair of pants."

Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama and Mitt Romney both gave commencement speeches over the last few days. Obama was like, 'You can be whatever you want to be,' while Romney was like, 'I can be whatever you want me to be.'"

David Letterman: "North Carolina has outlawed gay marriages, and today San Francisco outlawed straight marriages. What's going on?"

 

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