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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Dave on Political Campaigning, Offshore Drilling and More

Oct 04, 2010

Jay Leno: "President Obama has been meeting with voters in what he calls 'backyard chats.' He's held these in real people's backyards. You know something, I think all politicians should talk to people in their backyards. Then you could take what they say and spread it on the lawn."

David Letterman: "Scientists have found a giant Earth-like planet, and it may support human life. Whatever you do, don't tell British Petroleum."

David Letterman: "BP announced that they have created a new Safety Division for offshore drilling. In related news, General Custer has just hired a lookout."

Jimmy Fallon: "Goldman Sachs has a new ad to show what the company does. Isn't that what the recession was for?"

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